i don’t tell anyone not even my own wife:
1) My wife who at that time was my girlfriend, slept with my uncle who was her gynecologist in his own office.
2) When we were newly married my wife had sex with the masseur on our honeymoon in Jamaica.
3) At age 46 my wife lost her anal virginity to one of the partners of the firm she works for who was 69 at the time.
4) My wife who is 53 now told her nephew who is 18 to move in with us to attend college in our town. I am working from home in the basement while they are relaxing in our hot tub outdoors. I just went to check on them in my break.