A Embarrissing Story from a Friend

So, i recently remember this story and needed to share with someone. There is this friend of mine, and this story happens with him and I didn't have nothing to do with it. So this story happens about 7 years ago, my friend knew a girl at the time, a very cute and beautiful girl. They usually played some cards and talked about anime and stuff. One day, he decided to go at that girl's house. Her father was there to pick them up. Me... i mean... he enters in the car and sits next to the girl. Then he thought to himself: "Hm... it would be very masculine if i kiss her behind her father's back.". So i... i mean... he poked her and tried to kiss her. She turned her head to the side and sayed: "Hey! I'm not gay!".