I have this rowdy uncle, who was at that moment was so drunk, shouted at my dad over the gate, "Oy! Dave! I heard you learned Muay Thai! I just got my black belt in Tae Kwon Do!" He leapt over the concrete fence and assaulted my dad with a kick, both of them rolled on the newly dug mud puddle on the lawn my little brother was playing the day before. I didn't get the bad-ass action-packed scene I was hoping for in the back of my head it left me so speechless. There were no roundhouses, no hooks, no techniques at all! All I have heard was, "Wow! Good move!" I see the both of them like pigs wrestling it's embarrassing to look at. I was even praying to heavens why I am related to this two moronic men. I called my mom and she was huffing as she pummeled the both of them in the eye with her little fists then dragged them apart I feel like seeing Wonder Woman. Now that was real action.