Two months ago I discovered that my partner of four years has been cheating on me for the past year. I have been acting like the perfect boyfriend who understands that we were going through a tough time in our relationship. Last week I paid our landlord the remaining two months of the lease for the apartment that we rent. Today I resigned from my job. On December 21, I will be moving back to my hometown and she has no idea. She will be at work that day and before she returns home, I will have removed every shred of my existence from this apartment. I have already arranged a moving company, new accommodation and have a good chance at a job I am interested in. Days before Christmas, she will come home to find me gone and the only trace of me ever being there will be a note that reads, "Merry Christmas, you cheating cunt." I am considering writing something more clever instead. I will block all contact with her. She only knows a couple of my friends down there and they have already agreed to block her. I am finding it so difficult to contain myself. I can't wait to do something so devilishly vindictive.