So here's a couple jokes that will hopefully make you laugh.
Why didn't the toilet paper want to cross the road?
Because it didn't want to get stuck in the crack 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a shy guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor 😊
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint 🤦
What's brown and sticky?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
What did Batman day to robin before they got in the care?
"Robin, get in the car"
"Dad can you put my shoes on?"
"No I don't think they will fit me."
I told my friend she drew her eyebrows to high. She looked surprised.
Someone stole my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Apparently in London someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Have you heard of the new movie called constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
Well. I hope these made you laugh. And remember, if you are going through a difficult time, keep your head up and don't let it destroy you. You are all beautiful people who belong in this world <3