When I was a teenager, some Creeper that was 24 years old tried to make out with me while I was drunk and passed out while I was like 14 years old.
My friends hog tied him and put a gorilla mask on him and took him to a public parking lot and left him there, for him to face the consequences.
I never saw him again.
I slashed his tires a week later.
My friends are basically my heros for this.