A Fly On The Wall Production:A CONVERSATION BETWEEN BEIJING BIDEN AND HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER ON 8-21-20 AT 9AMBeijing Biden: You know I have to say, just between you and I, that Trump has done such a great job in America. He's done so many thing that Obama and I never even thought of to protect America and, you know, we did lose a lot of respect around the world when we were running things. Trump has really put America back up as a leader and trailblazer overseas. I can see why they want to give him a Nobel Peace prize. Frankly, I never quite understood why they wanted to give Obama a Nobel prize for anything.Campaign Manager: Well we're gonna get you elected Joe. Look we've been bouncing around an idea here that we want to run by you.Beijing Biden: shoot number 1.Campaign Manager: Well we've run all the demographics and hundreds of focus groups around the country. We found something very interesting that we think we can use to help you win.Beijing Biden: The suspense is killing me number 1.Campaign Manager: Well Joe it turns out that 92% of people who want to vote for you don't really like you, or think that you are that great, or think that you can do a good job, or even think that you have all your marbles.Beijing Biden: Spit it out number 1.Campaign Manager: What we did find is that 92% of your voters HATE Trump waaaaaay more than they like you.Beijing Biden: So you're telling me that I could win because to my voters I'm just The Lesser Of Two Evils?Campaign Manager: Precisely.Beijing Biden: Ok number 1, get to the point or I'm going to be looking for a new campaign manager.Campaign Manager: So we found what we think is A Brilliant Campaign strategy. Basically we're counting on Blind Hatred For Trump, aka Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) to win this election for us.Beijing Biden: Number one, stop beating around the bush, for God's sake man you know my attention span is less than that of your common ordinary house gnat.Campaign Manager: So we also found out that 92% of your voters? NEVER tune to Fox, AND they turn off the sound on their collective TV's whenever Trump is on their screen. Basically your voters completely shut out ANYTHING THAT TRUMP SAYS.Beijing Biden: That's interesting, but that's not really anything I couldn't logically figure out.Campaign Manager: So here's the punchline. BECAUSE none of your voters EVER listen to anything TRUMP? WE CAN TOTALLY MAKE YOU "TRUMP" TO YOUR VOTERS. WE CAN TAKE EVERYTHING PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS ALREADY DONE AND EVERYTHING ON HIS PLATFORM THAT HE SAYS HE WILL DO AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS ALL YOUR IDEA IN YOUR ADS. And? because your voters don't know anything about what Trump has done and his platform? They'll never know. Beijing Biden: NOW that is something I can use...using Trump's own platform against him. YES. That is BRILLIANT! I've been really good at plagiarizing to the max in previous campaigns but I don't think it will backfire on me this time. Make it so Number one.000ReplyHelplineReport