My roommate keeps get another to buy her son a $25 pizza. He doesn’t like the $10 one.
Well she sneaks in there & eats most of it as he plays games. Then claims she didn’t. Recently she started blame me.
I hunt. I’m quiet. I just snuck in there as they make loud video game noise. I took 3 big slices. Tore up. Flushed down crapper.
She left earlier. So he will see the 3 slices gone. She’s not here. She knows I can’t eat it. So she will wonder which roommate did. Payback.