I’m a very attractive man. Have very attractive roommate. I’m not allowed to alter tiny room I rent. But it’s cheap. My door has big gap in it.
My room has no heat or air. I blow fan on me & sleep nude. I have giant penis.
I must masturbate several times a night or I’ll keep erection. Especially since two attractive roommates wander around & set nude periodically.
Well at night I hear her sneak out of her room which is across mine. She seems to be peeking thru door as I masturbate. Weird. I’m just going to act like I don’t know. But she will never get any from me. I made vow to God when married. My wife divorced me but I’m honoring that vow till we reconcile or I die of old age.