Worst birthday party everAlright, so i was 11 at the time and got invited to a birthday party. You know that felling when you got birthday invitation and was showing it to everyone else who didn't? You don't? Well i fucking do becouse im a dick and was like "SUCK IT" to everyone else. I get to the party and i was the first to show up just like always becouse i had to at least do that if im going to gift him crappy 2$ 8 ball. So everything is going well, we are playing games, shitting on each others presents or whatever kids did those days. I remember we were climbing to the flat roof of a little storage house and just chilling there, but when it was time to go down to eat birthday cake of course everyone just jumped down execpt me. You ask why? Well becouse i was a big pussy that's why. I got up there with no problem but now fell like a fucking cat that climbed a big ass tree but is scared to go back down. At this point im just waiting gor firefighters to rescue my ass or just blow me down with a hoose. BB's (birthday boy) parents are like "you coming or what" and i said something in lines "oh im not hungry, its not like im a big puss puss no" i mean who on world wouldn't want to eat a birthday cake? So after i while i gather enough bravery to jump down and guess what, i was felt like i jumped of a fricking Mount Everest. After some time im on top of the stairs with this kid Lovro. So, Lovro has anger issues and thats all you need to know about him. He has a ball in his hand so i decided to be a dick and i stoled it and threw it just becouse, no big deal right? Well yes you bet your ass it is for Lovro so he pushed me down the fucking kilomiter long stairs, im falling with full speed and fell down on my FUCKING anckle.My ass is there looking at Lovro, he is there just smiling like its no big deal, i yell at him "WTH was that for!?" he said: "i didn't do anything, you tripped on the stairs" at this point i wanted to break his jaw but guess what? I can't fricking stand up so BB helps me and i go sit on the couch and watched Kirby or some shit that his lil brother was watching, i would rather break all my bones than wach that Chinese Kirby rippof thing. BB's parents come to me and see that my anckle looks like big pile of burning garbage so they call my mom, gave me the phone and i explain everything. I asked "hey mom, so can i stay a little bit longer?" Mom: "get your ass home so we go to the hospital or i'll break your other anckle". Little did i knw when all this was happening that little brat Lovro was convincing everybody that i tripped and of course everyone was like "yeah let's go with that, nobody liked him anyway". Meanwhile my mom was driving me to the hospital telling me that i had to lie to doctors to what happend becouse i would get Lovro's ass in trouble. "what happend" asked doctor, "oh nothing i just tripped on the air, it's not like some kid with anger problems wanted to fucking kill me". Imagine to my suprise when nobody belived me that he pushed me, little shit already had everyone's parents on the line plotting aginst me. Next day my mom sees Lovro's mom and tells her what happend. Little bit later Lovro and his mom came to "apologize". His mom didn't even visit me in my room couse that litlle shit told her "you can call anyone, they will tell you the truth, becouse mayority wins" and of course she called everybody and no one was on my side. Lovro is in ny room being like "well at least you don't have to write Croatian exam" yeah Lovro...... Thanks to FUCKING you i don't have to write exam..I stayed immobilized for 2 months, my anckle broke. The End.