Are you jealous of me? My pretty face, my perfect body, my incredible talents, my lovely blonde hair and blue eyes, when you're stuck with boring brown or red hair and an ugly color of brown eyes? Are you in the itty bitty titty club? Aren't you jealous that my boobs are real and big? Don't you just hate knowing that your husband or boyfriend is checking me out even when he's with you, and knowing that he constantly fantasizes about me?